Name: Kevin Simmons

Hometown: Summerville

Favorite Position: Back

Teams Played For: Hungry Hungry Hippos and CIA

Years Played: 8 you bunch of bitches

Job: Taking all the shit that Jay says

Hobbies Other Than Paintball: Sleeping

Favorite CD: Trap Music by TI

Favorite Movie: Godfather

Favorite Drink: Orange Slice

Favorite Thing to Say: I'm sorry

Two Things I Like: Paintball and hot pockets

Two Things I Hate: Bitches and when all the cheese comes out of a hot pocket

A Question I Would Like To Be Asked: Would you like to borrow my Porsche

My Answer: If you insist

Favorite Word: ?

If I Were an Object I Would Be: Stapler